Mar

9th

2018

Incredibly lame joke I thought up while walking home, and I just had to share · 5:05pm Mar 9th, 2018

What would King Carl XVI Gustav of Sweden call the center-piece of his collection, were he a gamer?

The royal Wii.

...

[Spontaneous rain of rotten tomatoes.]

I regret nothing~!

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May

28th

2021

Sheep · 1:40am May 28th, 2021

What's the deal with them?

I don'k know, but they're pretty BAAAA-d ass.

:)

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May

31st

2018

Meanwhile in a parallel universe... · 5:56am May 31st, 2018

Microsoft, Apple, and Google, in a twist of monopolistic fate, have somehow agreed to merge into the world's richest tech conglomerate to ever exist.

It's name? MicrAppGoo.

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Jun

5th

2017

4.0 Four the win. · 4:43pm Jun 5th, 2017

Excuse my bad jokes.

But this new site, although epic, will take some getting used to.

Also, I’m been trying to fix my copy of Skyrim for weeks now. CTDS and VCredist errors galore. No end in sight.

Anyway, I’ll try to write today.

But wait, there’s more. I have an editor for Over the Wall, and when he’s done, i’ll repost the edited chapters.

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Apr

20th

2019

So a "..." Walks into a Bar... · 3:55am Apr 20th, 2019

So, a Native American walks into a bar.

The bartender looks at him and frowns, "you can't have anything to drink, tonight."

The native simply replies "Howgh?"

. . . . .

So, an Alien walks into a bar.

The bartender looks on in surprise, "what are you doing here?"

The alien replies, throwing up a strange hand signal, "take me to your liters."

. . . . .

So, a dyslexic man walks into a bar.

The barntender looks at him in shock, "neighhhh?"

My Terrible Sense of Humor--Exhibit A · 3:20am Jul 25th, 2017

Sorry. · 3:42pm Jun 24th, 2017

I am terribly sorry for the lack of updates.

I've been dealing with...ahem...BM issues, and lots more.

Good news, though.

I'm going on a trip, so I should get some decent writing done and be able to get it published when I get back. So, yeah.

Also, I'm rewriting Call of Equis from ground up. New plot, and it should be better in general. Plus, expect a new update today. What that might be, I don't know.

So, Ciao!

Mkchief34

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Feb

14th

2017

Important Reminder · 9:09pm Feb 14th, 2017

I think, on a day like today, it's important to remember a single word: sacrifice.

Today is a day that should be celebrated for many reasons, but the most important is that it's an opportunity to give thanks for the freedoms we have, which was bought and paid for with the blood of patriots.